Dennis knocks it out while two pissed yocals ransack their dignity as they dance with him.  The best line of all comes when Dennis ransacks his own dignity with the line, ‘Dance bitches, dance!’  classic!

So it’s midwinter.  Your boyfriend is pastey white and you have a tan Judith Charmers woull be proud of.  Try as you may, to convince people that you have spent the last two months in the Bahamas, everyone knows you work at Wilkinsons and that tan is sprayed on using a car body shop spray gun by the chavette at your local tanning salon.

There’s always one who has to take it ‘too’ far…

Yes, welcome to 2005.  It is so rare to find a clown pendant in the wild these days!

You’ve got a straw hat on and your mate’s got 10 Mayfair…  it gets no better!

Nothing is going to get your drooling chavvy idiot of a boyfriend horned up like snogging your best mate in a club. Even if your mate is a bit of a munter…

It looks like Adam is a little possessive and insecure.  On the other hand, maybe he thinks that his girlfriend will get her tits out at any given opportunity?