Where do I begin, I covered the eyes but you can still see the spiders. Then there’s the teeth… but that is nothing compared to the fake tan that has been lovingly built up for so many weeks, it might well be dyeing sub-dermal tissue… Jordan, there’s a new chav queen on the block!


The girls are indeed, back in town!


I wannabe Jordan!

Posted by admin on 07/02/10 in Clubbing, Jordanesque, Ms Orange 2010, Orange

Up and down this fair land ladies are gradually morphing into Katie Price like the one on the right.


Caked on is not the word… Jordan has a lot answer for, for the Orange faces up and down the land.