As the proprietor comes round with his camera, your mate goes for the classic ‘lipstick lesbian’ shot. Your refusal at the final ransacking hurdle leads to a full-on face lick. It maybe a technical fault but it is all ransacking in our eyes!
Nothing is going to get your drooling chavvy idiot of a boyfriend horned up like snogging your best mate in a club. Even if your mate is a bit of a munter…