He thought she looked a bit familiar!


Granny on the pole!

Posted by admin on 05/08/09 in Clubbing, Drunk, Exhibitionism, Stripper, WTF?

There comes a time when some people try to recapture their youth… usually drunk in their local fleapit. Dear lord!

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Help, I’m passing out!

Posted by admin on 30/05/09 in Birthday, Clubbing, Stripper

It’s your Birthday and ‘your mates’ have taped you to a chair using duct tape on the stage of your cloal fleapit in front of the howling chavvy crowd, while the local stripper gyrates in your face until you pass out!  Happy Birthday son!

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Apparently pole dancing is a honourable profession, that keeps you fit.  Well that’s what these poor hapless tarts probably believe.  In reality, if you daughter is ‘on the pole’ or owns a clear pair of heals, then as a parent, YOU = FAIL.

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Stop that Officer!

Posted by admin on 30/05/09 in Birthday, Clubbing, Drunk, Stripper

So it’s your Birthday and for a special treat, a stripper dry humps you dressed as copper on the stage of your local fleapit.  It gets no better than this!

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