“Quick the owner’s coming with this camera, strike a pose, third party lady, you can grope my tit too for added interest! I’m so not going to regret this in the morning!”

Wow it’s Timmy Mallett, better get him to sign my tits…

He thought she looked a bit familiar!

This is what the Internet meme ‘Butterface’ was invented for! These ladies have taken an early lead for this years Ms Orange contest for their richly basted complexions!

Dodgy Eastern European Surgeon: “What size would you like them madam?”
Tart: “Ones so big they are totally unsuitable for my frame and look like a pair of beach balls stuffed in a sock”.
Dodgy Eastern European Surgeon: “That’ll be £1500. We take milk tokens, unwanted gold clown pendants, blow jobs and cash.”
Tart: “Smashing, call it £1400, a BJ and I’ll toss your salad!”

It looks like Adam is a little possessive and insecure.  On the other hand, maybe he thinks that his girlfriend will get her tits out at any given opportunity?

There is no better place than your local fleapit to show off your new Eastern European breast enlargement surgery, that you saved 2 years of child benefit for.  Shame they look like two cantaloupe halves!

So you’ve gone to your local fleapit and got wankered on Blue WKD.  It’s time to let the local medway pikies feel you up for the camera!