When lady fame has passed by and you try and cling to fame doing ‘charidy’ work or opening a new branch of Lidl, it’s time to think about a real job again!


That’s right, eking out a living doing PA’s at provincial nightclubs as Jordan’s latest marketing idea. Naturally every chavette would try and seduce him to try and one-up the queen of Chavs.


Doing a PA at a provincial nightclub where you’re considered a celebrity has it perks.

If you like me, you have never heard of ‘DJ Talent’ and are about to google him, I’ve saved you the bother… dear lord!


Wow it’s Timmy Mallett, better get him to sign my tits…